Tax Poem

I copied this out of an Oklahoma News Paper. I am not sure how accurate some of the last
paragraph is, but I like this poem

Eye opening email

At first I Thought this was funny…then I realized the awful truth of it
Be sure to read all the way to the end! Just amazing

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he’s fed.

Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won’t be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams
and hollers,
Then tax him more,
Tax him till

He’s good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he’s laid.

Put these words
upon his tomb,
‘ Taxes drove me
to my doom…’

When he’s gone,
Do not relax,
It’s time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Privilege Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
Stale Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Use TaxUtility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What in the hell happened? Can you spell ‘politicians!’ They no longer represent us. And I still have to ‘press 1’ for English!?!?!?!?I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times!!!!! YOU can help it get there!!!! GO AHEAD – – – BE AN AMERICAN !!!


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    Loch Ness? Do you really want to know?

    For decades many people from the casual vacationer to the very educated scientist have been trying to get a glimps, and I might add proof, of one of the biggest mysteries of our time.

    There have been photographs taken, and proved to be hoaxes. There are a few pieces of evidence that cannot be proven either way. But, what if there was evidence that proved that the Loch Ness monster really exists? What would people do? The human race is incredibly curious. Would we respect the creature and it’s existance? Or, would we exploit it, more than now, and potentially capture, and study it? I would hate to think that the museum exhibit that I have to pay to see is a creature that could still be living and thriving without us.

    We built our lives around things we believe in. Where’s the fun in proving the Loch Ness is real? What keeps us coming back for more? If proof is ever found, would we be as excited about it? I think the thrill is in the chase. Everyone has their own idea as to what it looks like. Each story getting more and more spectacular. Some say myths and legends started out as some kind of truth.

    Whether it’s real or not, I just like the idea that it could be true. I would kind of hate to prove such a wonderful mystery. Don’t get me wrong though. I would like to know if the Loch Ness monster does exist, but I think I’d rather be left in the dark for now.

    What do you think?


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      Super Bowl Sunday

      Okay, I have to admit I did not watch the game for the game. I am one of many who watch for the commercials to see what multi-millions gets you these days. I also watch for the entertainment.

      First, I would like to congratulate the Steelers. 6 Super Bowls is quite an acheivement. The Cardinals played an awesome game though.

      Honestly, I have enjoyed a few of Bruce Springsteen songs, but I have to admit I was dissapointed in his performance. I didn’t think it was very entertaining, but most importantly, I just couldn’t understand him. I can’t say that it wasn’t a good show, but I was looking for the WOW factor when watching one of the most widely watched shows on television. My WOW was out of dissapointment. A little too safe.

      However, not all was lost. Faith Hill and Jennifer Hudson’s performances were brilliant. Each one flawlessly executed their portion of the show and brought so much emotion to the fans.

      That brings me to the #1 reason I watched the Super Bowl. The COMMERCIALS! I always enjoy the Bud Light ads, but this year I added the Doritoes to the list. Even the Coca Cola and Pepsi ads were cute. The commercials however weren’t as cool as past years, but they are always worth watching. Take the poll and tell me what were your favorites.

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